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Dirty Johnny's father walks into the bathroom and catches him jerking off. He says, "Son, every time you do that you kill an innocent baby. Johnny says, "Bow your head, Pop. Can't you see we're having a funeral? One day after school, Johnny goes round his house and knocks on the door.

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She then called on little Michael. When he finally enters the class huffing and puffing, the teacher says curtly, "Little Johnny, you're almost an hour late for school. See more Little Johnny Has A Dirty Mind- A Short Funny Story!

Johnny was embarrassed and didn't want his family to find out he had his first girlfriend. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you.

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He says, "Hey, Dad! Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the male students.

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Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. Which one is married?

Well, nohnny Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road. Mom said I should come back once it gets dark anyway. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. Back to: Classic Adult Jokes. Mom: Hello Johnny, you are looking very pleased about something.

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But he was born with no ears. There's no way we can afford it. Lick that!

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It was fascinating. Little Jooes looks over and says, "Hey dad, can I take a drag on that? The teacher says "Johnny why didn't you do your homework? Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them Philip's mother answers the door, and says, "Yes Johnny, what can I do for you?

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Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. Now I understand the government!