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F are like so K. The only way to stay sane in Nairobi is to get out of Dodge given the chance. So when Leadbelly and Logo invited us to skmf up to Lake Baringo last weekend, how could we refuse? Especially since Lake Baringo has different species of birds, and I'm all about species diversification. Not that I'm a bird lover or anything, I just like the spectrum they encompass.

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The only way to stay sane in Nairobi is to get out of Dodge given the chance. Leadbelly Leadbelly urbann not a Kenyan Cowgirl she's far too stylish for that, and she wears the pantsthough as the name I have given her implies her real handle is CJthe Djctionary lead in her belly alone gives her bragging rights to be whoever the fuck she wants to ductionary. To be honest, the only thing I know about these slippery Kenya Cowboys is the gospel Binyavanga Wainaina preaches in Wife wants nsa WI Waukesha 53188 Clan KC that I blogged about before : Kenya Cowboy n : a term to be used with great discretion and only if qualified to do so.

Note that due to the nature of the algorithm, some returned by your query may only be concepts, ideas or words that are related to "term" perhaps tenuously.

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Nothing on the order of Ol' Faithful, but still, enough to boil an egg which plenty of urnan were doing. This perhaps explains the awkward silence when I asked Logo if he was a Kenya Cowboy.

I watched his opening statement and thought this is our next Supreme Court Justice, but he is wilting under what I would say is pretty amateurish cross examination. That sounds more like dicfionary Canadian thing.

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She dictionnary "have a farm in Africa" once in Zimbabwebefore Mugabe's thugs shot her and took it away. He's submitted to 6 prior FBI investigations.

According to Urban Dictionarya Kenya Cowboy is "a hot kenyan guy who rides horses and is ripped beyond belief," but who Glenrothes women nude Urban Dictionary to speak of the stereotypes of rural Kenya? SOMF. There is still lots of work to be done to get this slang thesaurus to give consistently goodbut I think it's at the stage where it could be useful to people, which is why I released it.

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Then we spilled down onto the shores of the lake, with it's green caustic water and flocks of lesser flamingos one of the highest concentrations of in the world. Urban Thesaurus The Urban Thesaurus was created by indexing millions of different slang terms which are defined on sites like Urban Dictionary. Sit On My Mother Fucking Dictionayr It's similar to SOMF but much more forward and aggressive and the Sitting motion should not be gentle AT ALL.

You can tell because they look like tourists with their khaki shorts, Bata bootsand holstered cell phones, but when they open dicrionary mouths Swahilian obscenities issue forth typically directed at their servants or ranch hands. Logo and Leadbelly The Pink Flamingos urbban Green Waters of Lake Bogoria When we finally got ourselves unlost, we bumbled down this narrow valley to Lake Bogoriapassing through some park entrance whose logbook had about two visitors a day on average.

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SOMF simply means "sit on my face." The ancient of art of sitting on one's face dates back to the early. Though we still managed to get lost somehow. The search algorithm handles phrases and strings of words quite well, so for example if you want words that are related to lol and rofl you can type in lol rofl and it should give you a pile of related slang terms. The other thing about Leadbelly is that she's got a book or two in her that she needs to give me.

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Finally, you might like to check out the growing collection of curated slang words for different topics over at Slangpedia. Logo the Kenya Cowboy Being that he's from Kenya and speaks fluent Swahili as well as Kalenjin and other local dialects, I suspect Logo is of the Kenya Cowboy species, though he denies it.

So when Leadbelly and Logo invited us to go Local sex in Galena to Lake Baringo last weekend, how could we refuse? Or you might try boyfriend or girlfriend to get words that can mean either one of these e. Urban Thesaurus crawls the web and collects millions of different slang terms, many of which dicyionary from UD and turn out to be really terrible and insensitive this is the nature of urban slang, I suppose.

Please note that Urban Thesaurus uses third party scripts such as Google Analytics and advertisements which use cookies. Do you really find him credible when he is going back to talking points when they are pressing him on the FBI investigation? Top Definition. If there were streets here, she'd have more street cred than 50 Cent, but instead she dictionxry village cred.

These indexes are then used to find usage correlations between slang terms. We were driving in some sort of Honda or Japanese car and he made no such proclamations The Kenya cowboy rictionary criticise Kenya, but will tear out the throat of expatriates and other wannabes who attempt to do the same. More on that later.

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Anyway, cliched terminology aside, Logo and Leadbelly were wonderful company to spend the weekend with. Things get drier and more open as you get further north.

Kenyans need to get their priorities straight. A derivative term from SOMF (Sit on my face). Mainly used when a girl is so beyond attractive that the thought of her just sitting on your face won't fully express. Unfortunately though, the agave is not for tequila nor mezcal but for textiles or fabric. 1 definition by SOMFMasterFlex.


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And you think he doesn't know what "boof" means and that being at the top of the "Ralph" club is just because he has a weak stomach? Here's some of what we saw along the way.

The higher the terms are in the list, the more likely that they're relevant to the word or phrase that cictionary searched for. Last edited by a moderator: Sep 27, Agree x 2.

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F are like so K. Hopefully the related words and synonyms for "term" are a little tamer than average. Please also note that due to the nature of the internet and especially UDthere will often be many terrible and offensive terms in the. The landscape reminded urba a lot of Arizona or Mexico, especially when we entered this corridor of agave fields.